• my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via perpetual-wanderers)

Slytherin!Harry AU where Draco and Harry sneak glances at each other during classes.

(via deancas-intheimpala)

myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

(via rebelfreakat221b)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via swaggaliciouspancake)

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

image

you can stay

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for now

(via swaggaliciouspancake)

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou, via johnsconsultingmoustache)

janesfoster:

Jane Foster + Tumblr

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  • 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
  • Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  • 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
  • Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  • 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  • Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  • 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  • Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  • 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
  • Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  • 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
  • Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.